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Drop the evidence
Paste a public LinkedIn post URL or upload a screenshot. No complicated setup, prompts, or content calendar required.
Corporate cringe, professionally handled
Put that LinkedIn post in the Brag Bag.
Paste a post or screenshot. Get a savage-but-funny roast from a jaded corporate veteran, formatted as a card worth sharing.
No credit card. No inspirational carousel. No “agree?”
The verdict
“A six-paragraph journey to announce they attended a meeting.”
What to expect from a brand-new troublemaker
Instant payoff
One post in. One polished roast out. Minimal ceremony.
Funny, not feral
Satire targets the post and its tropes—not someone’s identity.
Sharing built in
Every result is composed as a card ready for your feed or chat.
The roast pipeline
From thought leadership to evidence.
Brag Bag turns public corporate performance into concise, self-aware comedy without making you become a prompt engineer.
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Get the corporate-veteran verdict
Brag Bag spots the humble-brag, thought-leader theater, and suspiciously polished AI cadence—then writes a sharp, funny roast.
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Share the damage
Your roast arrives as a clean, share-ready card made for group chats, feeds, and the colleague who sent you the post.
Pricing without a keynote
Lurk free. Go Pro when the joke is yours.
Start with public-post roasts. Upgrade when you want repeatable, self-aware content for your own brand.
Lurker
$0forever
For office workers with a URL and five spare seconds.
- Paste links or upload screenshots
- AI-written corporate roasts
- Share-ready Brag Bag cards
For self-aware posters
Brag Bag Pro
$12/month
Cancel anytime
Turn your own drafts into satirical alternatives before the internet does it for you.
Everything in Lurker
Roast your own drafts
Multiple tone intensities
Clean exports without free-tier marks
Saved roast history
Early access to themed packs
Running a launch? Sponsored roast packs are custom, clearly labeled campaigns. Contact Brag Bag to plan one.
Reasonable questions
Before HR joins the chat
Someone posted “I’m humbled to announce”
You know what must be done.
Bring the post. Brag Bag will bring twenty years of imaginary corporate fatigue.
Roast it free